Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Commentary:
“Those fake tans are giving off major ‘leftovers in Tupperware’ vibes 🍅🤣 Looks like they accidentally got the ‘extra sauce’ setting! 😂”

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