Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
  • To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
  • Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.
  • Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.
  • Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
  • The only thing I gained this year is weight.