Commentary:
"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
94 Funny pretty quotes
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
Commentary:
Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.
Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"
ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
Commentary:
Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.
Commentary:
Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.
Commentary:
Massive disappointment? Nah, you're just setting records in the "surprise achievement" category! 🏆😂👑
Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?
Commentary:
Embracing my inner unicorn because who needs normal anyway? 🦄✨
I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.
Commentary:
When I look in the mirror, I'm convinced it's secretly winking back at me 😎🪞✨
Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.
Commentary:
When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills
No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.
Commentary:
I'm just here to dazzle you with my eyes while I casually mention that I can recite the entire periodic table backwards. 🤓👀🔍