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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Trending via Reddit:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Funny pretty quotes 🌸🎉 are the ultimate mood boosters, combining humor and charm to sprinkle a bit of magic into your day. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a giggle to your feed, these gems 💎 capture witty wisdom with a dash of beauty. Dive into a world where laughter meets elegance, and let your heart 💖 smile with every clever twist of words. Ready for a chuckle? Let’s get inspired! 😊✨

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Share →: How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Commentary:
Counting coffee in single digits feels too modest. I'm sure it's just an infinite loop with extra pep! ☕️😄🔄
1 day ago
Share →: I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅
1 week ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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When you try to out-narrate the AI squad with some good old-fashioned dialectical materialism 🤓📚💥
1 week ago
Share →: I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Being a pretty woman is like having a golden ticket to the cringe Olympics! 😂🎟️💃
1 week ago
Share →: Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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Believing guys is a lot easier when they start with the right compliment! 😏💁‍♀️✨
1 week ago
Share →: Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉
2 weeks ago
Share →: I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Commentary:
"Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"
1 month ago
Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Making waves on Facebook:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Seen just now on Reddit:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Making waves on Messenger:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Trending via X:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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