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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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