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I’m saving myself for my vibrator.

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Looks like batteries are the new diamond rings! πŸ’πŸ”‹πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, joke, myself, parody, saving, self-love, sexuality, vibrator on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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