Commentary:
Looks like batteries are the new diamond rings! 💍🔋😂
Funny vibrator quotes
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
Commentary:
"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"
A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"
Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.
Commentary:
Looks like even Eve needed some electricity to get her groove on! ⚡🍎😂