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Apr 2, 2026

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Clever and humorous quote criticizing religion's promises, with a playful, provocative tone.

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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂

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