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β€œThere’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! πŸ˜‡πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚

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