I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes Related Funny Posts 🤝 One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees. I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike. When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’. I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs. At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.