I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell o… Commentary:Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees. As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.