I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

I'm so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn't have wifi.

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Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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