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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell o…

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell o…

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Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bike, child, childhood, cry, i, nostalgia, old, skateboard, technology, used, wifi on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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