I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable. Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.