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Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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