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Funny skateboard quotes

Funny skateboard quotes bring a playful twist to the world of tricks and ramps. 🛹😆 From witty remarks about wipeouts to humorous takes on skating culture, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of hitting the board. Enjoy a laugh and roll with the fun of skateboarding! 😂🏄‍♂️

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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