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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Trending via Instagram:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Trending via X:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Going bananas on Discord:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Trending via Slack:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Trending via Facebook:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Spotted on YouTube:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Humorous quote about nostalgia for childhood before technology took over.
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"Ah, the good ol' days when the biggest dilemma was choosing between playing outside or watching cartoons. Now we're stuck debating between updating our software or our social media status. Thank goodness for the simpler times!"

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Meow means woof in cat.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Trending via Slack:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Trending via Twitch:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Just shared via YouTube:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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