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Looks like you’re operating on a whole different energy level – literally! 🔋 Don’t worry, sometimes it’s better to stand out than to blend in like rechargeable batteries in a junk drawer. Embrace your uniqueness and shine bright like a Duracell in a sea of generic brands! 💡😄
Iām so unpopular at school they call me āBatteriesā. Iām never included in anything.
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