I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible! Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.