Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
  • Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.
  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
  • Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?
  • Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.
  • If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.