I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.