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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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