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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Phones are wildโ€ฆ we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Oh, please do enlighten me with your wisdom on how I should navigate this chaotic ride called life! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคฃ It's always good to have a self-appointed expert on hand!



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