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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

2 months ago
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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Fries, not lies.

1 month ago
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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Fries, not lies.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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