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- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
- Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
- Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
- I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.