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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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