Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆 Related funny posts 🤝 If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol. Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly. Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday. I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.