Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I tried it once, but the lack of purring just didn't cut it šš±š Related funny posts š¤ With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap. I smile at all animals, just not the human ones. Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead. Iām gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man. I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.