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Humorous text about prioritizing doctor contacts in emergencies.

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Commentary:
"When it comes to emergencies, it's always better to be over-prepared, right? I guess this person believes in the power of preventive medicine – why wait for an emergency when you can have a doctor on speed dial?"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged application, comedy, doctor, emergency, humor, irony, notify on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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