In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When it comes to emergencies, it's always better to be over-prepared, right? I guess this person believes in the power of preventive medicine – why wait for an emergency when you can have a doctor on speed dial?" Related funny posts 🤝 I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi. Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”? At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.