In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When it comes to emergencies, it's always better to be over-prepared, right? I guess this person believes in the power of preventive medicine – why wait for an emergency when you can have a doctor on speed dial?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!” An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. I need an emergency cheeseburger. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.
