Commentary:
Those Capri Sun packs are basically pre-med school for the juice-obsessed! 😂🧃👨⚕️
12 Funny emergency quotes
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
Commentary:
"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
Commentary:
Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
Commentary:
Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
I need an emergency cheeseburger.
Commentary:
"Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂"
Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.
Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! 🛒😱"
Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!
Commentary:
"Please stop with the emergency calls, folks! No need to dial 911 when my dancing skills light up the dance floor 🔥💃. I assure you, I'm just in my groove and owning it like a boss! 💁♂️🚫📞 #JustDanceItOut"
Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”
Commentary:
"Relaxing in a hammock is like daring the universe to throw a curveball your way! 🌴😅 Just hanging out, hoping for a smooth sailing day with zero unexpected emergencies. Because who has time for problems when you're busy perfecting the art of hammock napping? 😄🌞 #CarefreeLiving"