In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! π€·ββοΈπΊπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day. Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didnβt mean in contempt. Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, Iβve had my phone in my hand since 2012.