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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged contempt, court, held, holding, honor, humor, i, judge, lawyer, mean, relationship, wanted, wit on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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