Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! π€π«π" Related funny posts π Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again. ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again. Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.