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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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