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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, ancient, bell, boy, cat, cats, girl, goddess, humor, items, menu, names, pets, stereotypes, taco, Taco Bell on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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