Commentary:
That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
77 Funny politics quotes
The British prime minister is replaced 24 times per second, creating the illusion of a smoothly flowing image.
Commentary:
As a British PM fan, I might need to upgrade my TV to UHD just to catch all those flickering leadership changes! 📺😂
That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.
Commentary:
Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.
Commentary:
I love the idea of everyone sharing money, but even my printer refuses to distribute ink evenly! 😂🖨️💸
People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.
Commentary:
Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
Commentary:
Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.
Commentary:
Why not dream about a world where your biggest concern is whether your coffee is too hot or too cold? ☕️😴✨
America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.
Commentary:
Looks like we graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with a degree in Deja Vu! 🎓🔄🤦♂️
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
Commentary:
So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.
Commentary:
Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧