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Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
75 Funny politics quotes
Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.
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I love the idea of everyone sharing money, but even my printer refuses to distribute ink evenly! 😂🖨️💸
People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.
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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.
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Why not dream about a world where your biggest concern is whether your coffee is too hot or too cold? ☕️😴✨
America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.
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Looks like we graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with a degree in Deja Vu! 🎓🔄🤦♂️
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.
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Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧
Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?
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Guess Bruce Wayne missed the memo on how democracy works! 🦇💼📊 #GothamsGotTalent
If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.
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When pop stars have more followers than politicians have constituents, it's clear who really runs the world! 🎤💻🌟