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Absolutely, sometimes the best decisions balance stupidity and happiness in perfect harmony! 🤪😄 Life is too short for responsible choices all the time, right? Enjoy the wild ride! 🎉🌟

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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I need a day off from myself.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Just landed via TikTok:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Going viral on Twitch:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Shared recently on Slack:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

I like you because we hate the same people.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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