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Playful joke about accidentally mixing vodka with orange juice twice in the morning.

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, accidentally, breakfast, drink, humor, i, juice, mix-up, morning, orange, orange juice, twice, vodka on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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