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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! πŸ†πŸž No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged achievement, award, bravery, cut, eat, fact, food, humor, i, parenting, son, struggle, toast on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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