Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIs there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.