Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery Related funny posts 😂 No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom. My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying. On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.