Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.
  • The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.
  • I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
  • I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
  • Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!
  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.