Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic. Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter. I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music. My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.