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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.