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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
23 Funny drugs quotes
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.
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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! 😅🍬🚫
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.
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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂
I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.
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Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.
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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.
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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.
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"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"