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Humorous text about biblical rules, highlighting a witty take on selling drugs.

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Commentary:
"Selling drugs may not be explicitly mentioned in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of your 'miraculous' herb garden 😄💊 #DivineDeals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bible, drugs, humor, interpretation, irony, point, religion, sell, single, tell on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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