“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.