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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
74 Funny thoughts quotes
I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.
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"Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"
I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.
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Brains in the mail! 🤔📬 #FairTradeThoughts
An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.
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Trying to find the exit in my mind is like playing hide and seek with a ghost. 😂🧠🚪
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
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Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅
I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.
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Ah, the art of the delayed roast—when your brain finally catches up and says, "Oh snap, I've been slow-roasted!" 🔥🤔😅
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.
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Looks like someone's thoughts are buffering today! 🐦💭🔄
I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
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Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!
Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.
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When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚