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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.