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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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In banana years, I am bread.