Commentary:
Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂
11 Funny shock quotes
It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?
Commentary:
"An epic quest, complete with tea breaks and corgis navigating the corn! 🏴🇬🇧🫖🌽"
We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.
Commentary:
Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? 😂🤔👉📋
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Commentary:
When life gives you wrinkles, just squint and call it natural soft focus! 👓😂
Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”
No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.
Commentary:
"Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"
I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.
Commentary:
"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.
Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"
You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.
Commentary:
"Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"
I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.
Commentary:
"Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! ⚡️ Just remember, friends don't let friends get zapped in public. 💀😂"