11 funny shock quotes - Wordgag

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

May 22, 2026

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

May 21, 2026

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

May 20, 2026

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Mar 31, 2026

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Mar 30, 2026

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Mar 30, 2026

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Mar 29, 2026

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Mar 28, 2026

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Mar 27, 2026