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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, frisbee, fun, fun activity, game, humor, legally, legally required, lose, purchase, required, roof, week on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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