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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Making waves on Discord:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Going bananas on WeChat:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Breaking via Messenger:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Trending via Discord:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

51 shares on Discord this month:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

91 shares on Threads this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

41 shares on Twitch this month:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

68 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Making waves on Messenger:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Making waves on Threads:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Just landed via X:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Spotted on Twitch:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Spotted on Instagram:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Making waves on Reddit:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

The first step to recovery is addiction.

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The first step to recovery is addiction.

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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