It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.