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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Funny April quotes

Funny April quotes bring a burst of laughter 🌸😂 as the month of surprises unfolds! From clever pranks to lighthearted jokes, these witty lines capture the playful spirit of April Fool’s Day and springtime fun 🌷🎉. Whether you’re planning a cheeky prank or just love a good giggle, dive into these quirky gems that brighten your day and keep the smiles coming all April long! 😄🌈

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Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Commentary:
"Every other day, folks are out here believing in unicorns and magic beans! 🦄🤣📚"
4 months ago
Share →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"
4 months ago
Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Commentary:
"April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!"
4 months ago
Share →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Commentary:
"Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Commentary:
"Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Just landed via Threads:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Seen just now on X:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Going viral on Discord:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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