It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and… Commentary:"Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you. I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs. It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts. Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.