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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and…

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and…

Commentary:
"Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶‍♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cold, gangster, humor, i, outside, pants, pull, saw, stiff, walk, winter on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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