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Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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