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Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚
24 Funny pull quotes
If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.
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Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.
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I’ll bring the sacrificial snacks! 🍕😂🔮
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.
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When the universe misses your memo for 'Spontaneous Office Barbecue Day'! 🔥😂🏢
I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.
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Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕
Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.
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"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! 🚪🤦♂️🛸🌕"
If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?
Commentary:
"Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"
I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.
Commentary:
"Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"
Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.
Commentary:
"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"