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It seems like kids these days are getting their PhDs in "dating" while I'm still auditing Adulting 101! 🤷♀️📚🤣
64 Funny saw quotes
I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.
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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”
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Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️
Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.
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Cartoons: violence to classical beats, the original reality show! 🎻💥😄
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
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Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.
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Looks like the North Pole needs a relationship counselor! 🎅💋🤣
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
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Foxes need coffee too! ☕🦊 Sounds like someone just got outfoxed by their own joke! 😂📞
I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.
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Ah yes, the classic tale of the "canine couch coup" 🐶🛏️😂 Looks like you're just along for the ride in their kingdom!
Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.
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Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃♀️🥇🧹🌱📞