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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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Spotted on Discord:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Trending via Telegram:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Live now on Twitch:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Live now on TikTok:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Spotted on Telegram:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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48 shares on Instagram this month:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

16 shares on Threads this month:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

12 shares on Discord this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Going viral on Slack:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Making waves on Instagram:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Trending via Instagram:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Trending via Twitch:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Just landed via Telegram:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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