I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.