I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears. I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.