I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 24, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears. Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.