Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years. Posted on4 hours ago4 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.” Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later. I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.
