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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.
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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍
Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.
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Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! 🌳🐿️📈
Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.
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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.
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Back at my parents' house—I’m reverting faster than a time-traveling teenager! 🕰️👶🙃
Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!
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Just realized I'm at stage 2 of Christmas shopping: full panic mode engaged! 🏃♂️💨🎁
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
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Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.
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Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌