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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.