21 funny block quotes - Wordgag

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

May 21, 2026

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

May 20, 2026

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

May 20, 2026

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

May 19, 2026

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

May 18, 2026

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Mar 31, 2026

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Mar 31, 2026

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Mar 31, 2026

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Mar 31, 2026

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Mar 30, 2026

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Mar 30, 2026

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Mar 29, 2026

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Mar 29, 2026

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Mar 28, 2026

I’ve been blocked by better.

Mar 28, 2026

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Mar 27, 2026

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Mar 25, 2026

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Mar 25, 2026

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Mar 25, 2026

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Mar 25, 2026

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Mar 25, 2026