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Sounds like front-row tickets to the drama show of the year! 🍿🎭📱
22 Funny block quotes
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
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Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫
Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.
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Welcome to the exclusive club of charmingly quirky oddballs! 🌟🤪
When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.
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Must be rough being this good-looking… beauty is such a blockable offense! 😎😂🔒
Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.
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Sounds like we need the cheat code for life before hitting the high score 🤔🕹️ #StackingUp
Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?
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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨
I get writer’s block responding to people.
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Relatable! My brain just freezes and pretends it's a popsicle! 🍦🧠
Here I am, block me like a hurricane.
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Blocking spammers like a hurricane on a mission! 🌪️🚫🤣
I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.
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"😂👌 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! 📵🏡📶"
If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
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Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨