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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itโ€™s important to have self-belief.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I have some fart jokes Iโ€™ve been holding in.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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