Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail. Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you. Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong. There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail. There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.