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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.