Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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"Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀

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