Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.