Commentary:
Looks like you're ready for a spot on Santa's sleek reindeer team! 🦌🎅✨
Funny shave quotes
Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.
Commentary:
Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣
Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.
Commentary:
"Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove"
Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.
Commentary:
"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"
Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It's a race against time to a smoother tomorrow 🏃♀️💨✨ #LegDayDilemma"
I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.
Commentary:
"Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"